Back of the net: goal setting

Can football help in post-stroke recovery? with Kevin Keegan and Kenny Dalglish on your side, anything is possible, reckons Billy Mann

In April I took part in a conference on post-stroke goal setting at the National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery in Queen Square in London in which I was interviewed by Homerton Hospital physiotherapist Katie Campion. She was presenting on behalf of Bridges Self Management, whose stated aim is to "enable people living with long-term neurological conditions to take control of their rehabilitation and daily lives”. 

During the interview I alluded to ‘goal’ scoring, as in a football match, and spoke of my childhood memories of watching my heroes Kevin Keegan and Kenny Dalglish in action. The goal was, I said, the thing we remember most about the game, the ball struck by a player hitting the back of the net. Then the crowd goes mental. Nobody remembers the goal nearly scored. But, I said, a great goal is often the product of a series of “baby steps”, a collection of passes, tackles and other tactical movements that culminate in a star player making the final strike and basking in the glory of the goal scored. These steps, I argued, are as, if not more significant than the ultimate goal, and the importance of successful passes, shots on target and tackles completed are now being measured by sports statisticians. Players are now ranked not just for the number of goals they score but also for the "goal assists" they provide. 

This gave me a neat way of describing the small hills and big mountains scaled during post-stroke recovery. But that would be taking the mixed metaphor to new extremes.